New Haven H3 Run No. 144: Three’s a Hash

stooges3 is a pretty awesome number. It’s the number of Babe Ruth, Dale Earnhardt, and Russell Wilson. There are three periods in a hockey game, and the 3-point shot revolutionized basketball.

There were three Musketeers, three Stooges, three Little Pigs, and three Bee Gees.

There are three words in Tap That Teacher, three syllables in cranium, and three letters in DFL.

There’s even a house on Woodward Avenue that has three hashers living in it – and where “3-man” is often played.

So, for the third hash of this third month to be held by the New Haven H3, put on your three-peice suit (or other outfit that incorporates 3 in some way) and join us for a celebration of threedom! And threer. I mean beer.

DATE: Saturday, March 29
TIME: 3 p.m. (duh) HST
WHERE: O’Sullivan’s Island Recreation Park, Derby. Follow Caroline Street all the way to the southern end where it meets the Greenway, then park in the lot under the Route 8 bridge.
HASH CASH: $5

WHAT TO BRING:

  • 3 forms of ID (we will be going into bars)
  • 3 vessels (we will be spending time outside of bars as well)
  • 3 changes of clothes for the on-after
  • 3 virgins
  • 3 cheers for all things 3!

(OK, you really only need one of each of these. Except the virgins. Definitely 3 virgins.)

Dress Green Hash – Saturday, March 15th

Cum on down for our 2nd Annual wearing o’ the green trail! And find out just how lucky the Irish really are! No green dresses needed, just dress green! Paint your face even! Let’s get St. Paddy’s Day weekend off to a good start!

When: 2:00pm, Saturday, March 15th
Where: 295 Treadwell Street (Parking lot for The Space)
What: A to A trail, $5 hash cash, 2 beer (or something) stops, leprechaun gold, good craic, live music and oh so much more!

Hare: …

Irish+Yoga

Next Hash – Virgin Hare Hash – NEW LOCATION!!

Due to unforeseen circumstances our previous hare had to step down from haring this week’s trail. But not to fear, we’ve got a virgin hare willing to take her place! Don’t You Dare Close Your Eyes will be setting trail in his neck of the woods for our hashing pleasure.

This hash theme is: “PULLING IT OUT OF MY ASS…Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him!” …Don’t ask questions people.

Where: Meet in Wooster Square, New Haven. North end of the park, near Greene Street, between Academy and Wooster Place. Convene at the stone picnic table. And if you can’t find us with these directions, maybe you should re-consider hashing….

When: 1:00pm. 1:00pm. Note the earlier time (ahem, Smashmouth).

What: Trail A to A. Maybe some shiggy, maybe not. Yes beer.

Co-hare/mentor/advisee/’teacher’/bad influence…..Tap That Teacher.

The idyllic setting for our cute little r*nning group….

Wooster Square 4 9 13

Who’s afraid of a little snow? Not us!

To answer any questions, Yes. Hashmat is still on. Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Neither rain, snow, sleet, dark of….oh wait, that’s the post office.

But we’ll be waiting for you, so come on down!

runnin in snow

HASHY SIN #7

I think you’ll figure this one out…

hashy 7

We are still on for this evening, snow be damned. And tomorrow as well, so cum on down!

HASHY SIN #6

Nerd names!!

HASHY 6

Even if you haven’t registered yet, cum on down! Three days of CT hashing fun awaits you!

HASHY SIN # 5

Ahhh….the beloved Racists…

HASHY 5

Cum show us your best racist behavior!

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HASHY SIN #4

Douchebaggery: Including, but not limited to: not haring, non-participation, whining, poo-pooing traditions, and generally being a pain in the ass.

HASHY 4

Register now! Don’t be a douche!

https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16974&cat=256

Hashy Sin #3

Always a favorite….Disappearing Trail!

hashy sin 3

There is still time to register for a great hashing weekend!

https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16974&cat=256

3 CT Kennels working together!
Friday Pre-Lube: Black Lingerie trail by Rotten Grotten Hash House Harriers http://grotonh3.blogspot.com/
Saturday Main Event: New Haven Hash House Harriers
Sunday Fat Boy: Skull and Boners Hash House Harriers https://www.facebook.com/groups/TheSBH3/?fref=ts

Birthday Boys Hash

Cum join your hares Hentai Me Down, One Ton Soup, and Cooter Shooter as they celebrate their birthdays by laying…..trail for us!

Saturday, Feb. 1st, 1:00pm
Partners Cafe, Crown Street, New Haven
Trail A to A, 3-5 miles, minimal shiggy, $5 hash cash.

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