Come hash in the official birth place of the New Haven Hash House Harriers! New Haven native Tweedle Dumb promises a shitty trail for his first ever NH4 lay!
What: NH4 Trail # 120!!!
When: This Saturday, May 11th, 3:00pm
Where: Parking lot across from Randall’s restaurant, 236 Platte Ave., West Haven, CT 06516
Hare: Tweedle Dumb
Bring: $5 plus some beer money, virgins, your drinking shoes
New Haven Hash House Harriers kicks off summer right! Join us June 22, 2013, in New Hartford, CT (that’s right, it isn’t even New Haven county – we’ll take the down down’s) for a day of hash, extended river crossing and four straight hours of beer!
It is a FULL day! Opening circle is 10am – hash with plenty of shiggy, river tubing and beer fest to follow. Beer fest ends at 8pm. Van leaves the New Haven Train Station at 9:00 am and returns at 9pm (or Sunday morning) with a minimum of 15 hashers on board.
HASH: A – ATubing – A – Satan’s Kingdom Recreation Park – 92 Main Street, New Hartford, CT – We will circle here and depart for 3 to 5 mile hash. There will be extensive shiggy. Walker and Chicken provided.
RIVER TUBING: Tubing / Beer Check and Circle on the Farmington River – 2.5 Miles of tubing with 3 rapids. Tubes and return transportation are provided. It should be in the mid 70′s to low 80′s. Water is cold at first – beer will help that – but bring a suit or whatever you don’t mind getting wet. Don’t forget sunblock and water safe shoes wankers. More information is here: http://www.farmingtonrivertubing.com/index.php
BBQ: After our adventure ride we will convene for burgers and dogs and more beer at the recreation area where we parked. Lunch is provided for all those on the full adventure day.
BEER FEST!!!! – Shortly before 4p we will caravan the 3 miles over to the Sundown Beer Fest where we will be treated to four hours of beer tasting of some of New England’s finest: Back East Brewing, Berkshire Brewer Co., Broad Brook Brewing, BruRm @Bar, Calvary Brewing, Cambridge House Brewery, Charter Oak Brewing Company, City Steam Brewery, Cottrell Brewing Co., Farmington River Brewing Co., Half Full Brewery, Harpoon Brewery, Keegan Ales, Old Burnside Brewing Co, Opa Opa Brewery, Otter Creek Brewing, Relic Brewing, Stony Creek Brewery, The Beer’d Brewing Co, Boston Beer, Hartford Better Beer, The Weed Company, Third Leap Brewing Co., Thomas Hooker Brewery, Willimantic Brewing Company, …and More! For more information:
We have a pre-negotiated rate for the Alcove Motel (used to be a Turkey Farm!) which is 3 miles from Sundown. Tickets are available with rooms. You can request to be paired with a roomate or bring your own.
Check out the website to register: http://www.eventzilla.net/web/event?eventid=2138988335
Cum one! Cum all to the first anal Science Themed Hash R*n! Why is it science themed you may ask? Our answer, “Because, FOR SCIENCE!”
I know what you’re thinking; we must be the square root of two because we are so irrational! That may be true, but at least we can promise you a good time –or at least a positive reaction.
Promises: Short trail that will not only stimulate your myosin heads and fast twitch fibers, but also your digestive system as there will be a special BBQ/meal afterwards.
But the fun won’t stop there. There will also be a final r*n to test our Hasher’s endurance of beer and running. That’s right a Beer Mile! Let’s see who has the best time or who can at least finish!
There will also be other intoxicating experiments planned, so be sure to bring your lab coats and eagerness to participate in the name of science! Seriously the geeker you are the better! I would make another good chem joke, but all the good ones argon.
Cost: $10 if you bring nothing. $5 if you bring an item for everyone to eat!
(If you are bringing a tasty item please comment on the FB page!)
Hares: Jack Off All Trades and Penis Fly Trap
Where: 354 Woodmont Road, Milford, CT 06460
When: May 25th at 3:00 hst
If we still have not sold you into cumming just remember what Albert Einstein said (well what PFT thinks he said), “There are only 3 things that are infinite. The universe, human stupidity, and the amount of beer at the New Haven H3.”
Just a couple of days till our next trail – Derby Day Hash!! Everyone gets a bet with their hash cash, so you’d better start thinking about who’s your horse!! Or your jockey… And also, some headwear….head, who said head?…inspiration. On-on!!
|Verrazano||150||Todd Pletcher||John R. Velazquez||7-2|
|Orb||150||Claude R. McGaughey III||Joel Rosario||5-1|
|Goldencents||129||Doug O’Neill||Kevin Krigger||7-1|
|Java’s War||122||Kenny McPeek||Julien Leparoux||30-1|
|Revolutionary||110||Todd Pletcher||Calvin Borel||7-1|
|Overanalyze||110||Todd Pletcher||Rafael Bejarano||40-1|
|Lines of Battle||100||Aidan O’Brien||Ryan Moore||20-1|
|Vyjack||70||Rudy Rodriguez||Garrett Gomez||15-1|
|Will Take Charge||60||D. Wayne Lukas||Jon Court||20-1|
|Itsmyluckyday||50||Eddie Plesa, Jr.||Elvis Trujillo||12-1|
|Black Onyx||50||Kelly Breen||Joe Bravo||33-1|
|Palace Malice||50||Todd Pletcher||Mike Smith||33-1|
|Normandy Invasion||44||Chad Brown||Javier Castellano||8-1|
|Frac Daddy||44||Kenny McPeek||Victor Lebron||33-1|
|Mylute||42||Tom Amoss||Rosie Napravnik||33-1|
|Oxbow||36||D. Wayne Lukas||Gary Stevens||20-1|
|Falling Sky||30||John Terranova II||—||50-1|
|Charming Kitten||20||Todd Pletcher||—||66-1|
|Golden Soul||14||Dallas Stewart||—||100-1|
|Giant Finish||10||Anthony W. Dutrow||Jose L. Espinoza||—|
And……they’re off! Come on out and celebrate the Greatest Two Minutes in Sports with the New Haven Hash House Harriers! Come walk, gallop, trot or canter along our 4 – 5 mile trail through some beautiful scenic eastern New Haven neighborhoods. Derby style HATS are requested – the more obnoxious, the better.
Thanks to Rotten Groton for generously allowing New Haven to host the Derby Day – On-On!
Boring details include:
Start time: 4:00pm…a bit later because the Derby goes off at 6:30pm
Start location: Sports Haven, 600 Long Wharf Drive, New Haven
Hash cash: $8.00 - includes a bet in the race for each of you. (I always like to bet based on their names – the dumber the better – just like ours!!)
Hare: Tap That Teacher
Trail: A to A, not much shiggy, walker trail if requested
On after: Sports Haven – food will be available for purchase if you’d like
When one thinks of Easter, they think of rabbits and chicks. Well the New Haven Hash thinks nothing but tits and dicks.
This holiday weekend forgo time with those loving and dear, And get trashy and vulgar off our New Haven Hash beer!
Some asshats call us “square,” But you’ll never know if you’re not there!
Penis Fly Trap and Hentai have something naughty in store. You certainly won’t call it a bore.
Where: Dunn’s Pub, 2345 Whitney Ave, Hamden, CT
Time: 2:30 hst
Hash Cash $10
Promises: Special raffle prizes from a Penis Fly Trap perspective.
There once was a runner who had a wet dream that he get racy and hot wearing nothing but green. The New Haven Hash had what it seemed to make up a run naughty and obscene. March 16th is the place to be for hares and harriets who want to pee green!
Wear something Green, St. Patty’s Day theme, win extra points for being obscene. That’s right break out that lime green teddy. Dust off those shamrock boxers. Show off the lucky charms with that green g-string.
Saturday March 16
A to A with lots of B in between. Hash cash $10
Haberdashery in NHH3 style! Didn’t get your Hashmat Shirt? Bring some cash! Penis Fly Trap virgins will sure to be in supply for all the lonely and hard up! No cars will be lost in the making of this production…. OK, it probably will.
SPECIAL NOTE TO HARRIETS!!!
We are planning a Pre-Lube Harriet Pink Taco dinner on the 15th at 8p. Any Harriets who know the value of a good rabbit over a bad hare should join us!!! On topic besides wankers and good booze will be some Female led events this summer. Send Penis Fly Trap or FML a message if you think you wanna be there.
Cum celebrate the sixth anniversary of our founder, Dr. Gonad, being arrested and charged with felony disturbing the peace for laying trail past IKEA!
*REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT NOTICE*:
Due to renovations at the Anchor Bar, Saturday’s trail has MOVED to a different start/end location. Here is our revised itinerary:
- Friday, Feb. 22: Pre-Lube Pub Crawl featuring some of New Haven’s finest watering holes. Meet at 7 p.m., Sullivan’s on Chapel, 1166 Chapel St., New Haven.
- Saturday Feb. 23: HashMat Hash starting at 1 p.m. at O’Tooles Irish Pub, 157 Orange Street, New Haven. Parking garages are a block away at 54 Meadow St., and 96 Orange St. There will be an afterparty at another local establishment with details TBA.
- Sunday, Feb. 24: Walk of Shame Hangover Run from New Haven Department of Corrections! Start 11 a.m. at 245 Whalley Ave., New Haven, CT 06511.
Preregistration is for Saturday only, all other events are a la carte.
Registration is available via PayPal. Preregistration without a shirt is $26.50, with is $41.50. Registration on Saturday the 23rd is $30 and any leftover shirts will be $15.
Hotel discounts are available.
This year will also feature a ‘color run’ aspect where you can Paint the Townies wearing logo’d HazMat suits! If you want to get colored, a limited quantity of Hazmat suits will be available for $5 each.
Cum join us!
Hey wankers! Come on out for a fun trail next Saturday. Scenic, little shiggy, and at least half is downhill!
WHEN: 1/26/13 1 p.m. <——– NOTE THIS STARTS AT 1 P.M.
WHERE: 29 Main St., Hamden, CT. Parking lot for West Rock Park at Wintergreen Lake
WHAT: 3-4 mile trail, not stroller friendly, dog friendly on leashes, beer check, A-A,
HARE: Hi, I’m Gay.
Hash cash is $5, and I’ll have some snacks and good beer at the end, and probably some form of hot alcoholic beverage. If they allowed campfires I would have one, but they don’t.
Come out and get your fix because HASHMAT is only a month away!
Register NOW for HashMat VI and we’ll throw in a FREE HashMat Suit. If you’re one of the next five people to register for HashMat VI, we’ll hook you up with your very own HashMat jumpsuit, complete with our new logo! Look sharp while protecting yourself from biohazardous materials of all sorts. (Gas mask, latex gloves and condoms sold separately!)
For details and registration, click here.